Sunday, April 4, 2010

deconstructing cardinal angelo sodano

Cardinal Angelo Sodano, a former secretary of state at the Vatican and the dean of the college of cardinals: “Holy Father, the people of God are with you, and do not let themselves be impressed by the gossip of the moment, by the challenges that sometimes strike at the community of believers. When he was reviled, reviled not again.”

Deconstructed: "Yo Pope, we know there's a lot of shit going on about your people screwing dem lil boys, but you know what, we'll play the denial game and tell our peeps it's all a bunch of bullshit, and once in a while we like, you know, gotta take the role of the victim, cuz that always works in our favor, and it's like, sure, our priests have always had a fondness for young ass, but hey, if they don't like us, maybe they're just, you know, against Jesus. And that is sooo fucking evil."